Things I hate
Actually lets call it things that annoy me…hate is such a strong word. And you can bet that if I make a list of the things I hate, I will end up doing or being the things I hate.
Wow, a lot of things annoy me it is hard to know where to start.
1. Irresponsible people annoy the heck out of me…especially when someone is irresponsible and it affects me. Examples of this annoying behavior are:
Calling me at 10:30 to tell me you can’t work and you were supposed to start at 10:30. Now I have to switch my whole schedule around to cover your ass.
2. People who can’t control thier kids in public. The more bad kids I see the more I am convinced that I had the best parents in the world…and of course that I was perfect child. My parents never would have let me run around a restuarant screaming my head off.
3. People who are mean to animals…well mean people in general annoy me.
But a specific example is this: Last week someone took a cat put it in a crate with a 16 pound rock and threw it over the California Street bridge. Fortunately that crate landed on ice and some nice people saw it, called the Fire Dept. and they rescued it and gave it a home.
My question is: wouldn’t it have been easier to just take the cat to the pound. Someone should tie that person to a rock and through them over a bridge. Jerk!
4. While we are on mean people, mean customers annoy me. I especially love when they walk in a say you better be fast cause I am crabby. Well, let me bust me ass for you crabby. I know that $2.00 you are going to leave for me will be worth it.
5. Stinky people. I have a very sensitive nose. No, it is not a blessing, it is a curse. Bad breath is the worst. When someone with bad breath talks to me I know that I visibly cringe and step back. I have been known to have no tact, and I feel bad about that. But I can’t help it.
Here is an example of my lack of tact. One night I was out partying with the girls. At the end of the evening an older gentleman who had bought me a few drinks came up to me and tried to kiss me. Instead of being smooth and just turning my cheek, I dramatically pulled away, put my hands in front of my face and went “oh god no!” Nice huh.
6. Drunk people. Unless I am drunk, I don’t want to be around drunk people. You’re annoying and make no sense. If I am drunk however, I probably think you are deep and insightful.
I can’t think of anymore things at the moment. I’m sure I’ll have some more tomarrow.
I know the list is even longer, because I get to hear it all on the walk to school. Pure Entertainment!
Words by Luella B. on January 3, 2006 at 6:24 pm | #
We’ve all heard some of Jaime’s list, at one time or another. Tell us what you love, Jaime. I know this list is longer than the hate one, because I know you.
JP
ps you might want to move that bed of yours. Sounds like you’re getting up on the wrong side
Words by Jim P on January 3, 2006 at 8:05 pm | #
Don’t worry Jim, my list of loves is longer than my list of annoying things. I’ll be posting that soon.
Lu, you are pure entertainment.
Words by Jaime on January 3, 2006 at 8:12 pm | #
Well I know where you get the stinky people thing from and I agree with Jim – you love list is gonna be way longer! And as for mean people – that bumper sticker that says “Mean people suck” says it all.
Words by Nancy on January 3, 2006 at 9:58 pm | #
And another thing I really hate is when University of Michigan loses to Nebraska!!!!!!!
Words by Nancy on January 5, 2006 at 9:51 am | #
I would have to agree with you on the mean poeple i deal with more than a fare share of them from all over the world but the best thing to do to them is be as nice and smily as possible and for those of you who know me wouldn’t belive that i can actually do this but it works wonders because they did’nt manage to piss you off and and they look like a jackass because they were such a prick! and Jp is right the likes list will be much longer
Words by Glenn on January 6, 2006 at 4:18 pm | #
I would have to say that bad drivers piss me off. Is it really necessary to pull out, cut me off when there is no one behind me, and drive 25 mph under the speed limit?1? Wyoming’s full of them. Also snoring…I would fight to the death for a man that doesn’t snore. Especially those drunken, rumbling snores that an elbow to the back can’t even cure. And also, to elaborate on the “stinky” subject, when people sniff something and say “Gross! This smells like s#@*!…..smell this”. Now maybe if you said “Wow, the smell of lillacs”, or “Mmmm, fresh baked bread”, I would smell it. But S#&%! Do you even have to ask?
Words by Hayley on February 11, 2006 at 2:52 pm | #