My ducks are jerks
My ducks are the most ungrateful animals ever!
I feed them and change thier water and they just talk smack. Oh to the untrained ear it sounds like quack quack quack. But I know what they are really saying.
A**holes.
The really jerky thing they do, is act like they are going to attack me. Everytime I am near them and I turn my back they duck thier heads and charge at me.
I have seen them do this to my cat. Only they actually bite him. They grab chunks of his fur and bite his tail.
I think we trained Darrell too well when the ducks were little. We didn’t want him to get them when they were babies so we trained him to leave them alone. So now when the ducks attack him, he takes it. He looks a bit annoyed but he won’t hit them. I wish he would. The jerks would deserve it.
Let them be the answer to the question”What’s for lunch?” Or have them try out for the US Olympic Team. They have the right attitude.
Words by cowpunk on February 26, 2006 at 2:30 am | #
they do have the right attitude for the US Olympic team. cocky, entitled, arrogant asses. well except Oppolo, he has a pretty good attitude.
Words by Jaime on February 26, 2006 at 4:23 pm | #
still can’t believe you have ducks ya dam hillbilly
Words by glenn on February 27, 2006 at 11:07 am | #