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I can’t follow directions.

Sometimes when I start to think I am so smart and so great, God likes to send me a message to humble myself. I got a message yesterday.

I went to Idaho to get my 9-month-old nephew Rady for the weekend. His mom and I had planned to meet half way between her house and mine. It should have been about a 6 hour trip total. Two and half to three hours there, depending on the road conditions and the same distance back.

I left my house at about 10:30am. My trip was going pretty good. The mountain pass was snow packed, but I got to drive past a ski area, so I didn’t mind. I day-dreamed about skiing and slowly made my way.

I got to Salmon, the birth place of Sacagawea, ( I just learned that) and stopped to get gas. Before I stopped I saw a highway sign and thought I paid attention to what it said. After getting gas I got back on the road and went straight. I knew the town we were meeting in was 63 miles away.

So about an hour down the road I started to wonder if I was going the right way. There were no signs of a town anywhere. Just open road. No cars, no signs indicating a town, nothing. I started to look at the highway signs and they said Idaho 28. I was supposed to be on 93. But I thought maybe 93 ran into 28 and I hadn’t noticed. Of course I didn’t bring a map so I had nothing to consult. I started getting pretty nervous. I began looking at the signs going the other way and I saw one that said Salmon 75.

Crap, I thought, well I really thought oh F-word. I slowed down and turned around at a point of interest. It happened to have a map and I saw that I was on the wrong highway for sure. I had gone 75 miles in the wrong direction! I was furious! I thought “you idiot Jaime.�? Then I started thinking about how long Rady’s mom was going to wait for me. I was in the middle of no where with no cell service. So I had no way to let her know what was going on.

I started driving about 90 mph back to Salmon, praying the highway patrol was not around. I was completely freaking out now. I was thinking oh man, she is going to think I wrecked and call my brother and he is going to call my mom and they are all going to think something happened and really it is just that I couldn’t read the road signs.

Finally I got cell service and called Rady’s mom. My call went straight to her voice mail. I almost started to cry. I was sure she was going to leave. I thought I was going to get to where I am supposed to be and she is going to have left. Who would wait two extra hours.

Fortunately she is a patient woman and she had gotten my frantic message. She waited for me and still let me have Rady.

Having a 9-month-old is a whole different story.

Discussion

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  1. My wife did this once when we moved to colorado instead of getting off the interstate at highway 282 south from rawlins she went straight and ended up in beatiful rock springs wyoming so don’t feel bad it is just a womens nature to get lost you were born that way

    Words by Glenn on January 6, 2006 at 4:29 pm | #

  2. Glenn- it’s just a WOMAN’S nature to get lost? Come on, I’m sure the perfect Glenn has never been lost. Give me a break! Once when Jason and I were driving back to Portland, a gruelling 20 hour drive, he actually let me drive, amazing. Well, he’ll never let me drive again because once he fell asleep, I took the wrong road and drove an hour in the wrong direction. He was furious! Does your car really go 90? Unbelievable! Chris must be some mechanic!

    Words by Kristin on January 8, 2006 at 12:32 pm | #

  3. Glenn, do you remember your ski trip when you drove to Coalstrip? A womans thing, yeah, then your a woman.

    and yes, my does go 90.

    Words by Jaime on January 10, 2006 at 3:09 pm | #

  4. my car does go 90, is what I meant to say

    Words by Jaime on January 10, 2006 at 3:10 pm | #

  5. Hey Glenn you smartie pants remember the time you ended up in Colstrip instead of heading to Sheridan? Hummmmm did you forget?

    Words by Nancy on January 10, 2006 at 3:47 pm | #

  6. okay maybe i did get lost that once at night and when i was only fifteen at least i didn’t do it in broad daylight as an A+ college student who is 28 years old!!!!!!!

    Words by Glenn on January 10, 2006 at 9:44 pm | #

  7. You don’t even know how old your only sister is. You punk.

    Words by Jaime on January 11, 2006 at 2:38 pm | #

  8. glenn it was a small mistake. i have yet to get lost. im sure mom has though. that is three out of the three women in our lives. that doesn’t speak really highly for you all following the directions. oh well jamie we still love ya your just different

    Words by mark on January 12, 2006 at 10:49 pm | #

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