College Happenings

Here’s a little assortment of America’s attempt at humor under our current
situation for NEW BUMPER STICKER MATERIAL … Takes a minute…but some are Gems!

DEAR WORLD: WE TRIED OUR BEST
– HALF OF AMERICA

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE;
THINK FOR YOURSELF!

DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL
WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM:
A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS,
PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

IF YOU’RE NOT OUTRAGED,
YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH,
A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS;
IMPEACH BUSH

I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED
HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

NOBODY DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED

REMOVE BUSH’S FEEDING TUBE

FRODO HAS FAILED;
BUSH HAS THE RING

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WATCH

PRO AMERICA,
ANTI BUSH

FEEL SAFER NOW?

MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY.
LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE.

IS IT 2008 YET?

DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED
AGAINST BUSH … TWICE!

OF COURSE IT HURTS.
YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY
OFF MY DEMOCRACY

ASPIRING AUSTRALIAN

STEM CELL RESEARCH
IS PRO LIFE

HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: ARE
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

REBUILD IRAQ?
WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?