College Happenings

Here’s a little assortment of America’s attempt at humor under our current
situation for NEW BUMPER STICKER MATERIAL … Takes a minute…but some are Gems!

DEAR WORLD: WE TRIED OUR BEST
– HALF OF AMERICA

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE;
THINK FOR YOURSELF!

DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL
WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM:
A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS,
PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

IF YOU’RE NOT OUTRAGED,
YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH,
A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS;
IMPEACH BUSH

I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED
HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

NOBODY DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED

REMOVE BUSH’S FEEDING TUBE

FRODO HAS FAILED;
BUSH HAS THE RING

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WATCH

PRO AMERICA,
ANTI BUSH

FEEL SAFER NOW?

MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY.
LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE.

IS IT 2008 YET?

DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED
AGAINST BUSH … TWICE!

OF COURSE IT HURTS.
YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY
OFF MY DEMOCRACY

ASPIRING AUSTRALIAN

STEM CELL RESEARCH
IS PRO LIFE

HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: ARE
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

REBUILD IRAQ?
WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

Holy crap I LOVE the new Dixie Chicks album. Especially the song “not Ready to Make Nice”. A while ago that would have been my theme song, but I am not mad about anything these days.

Mad or not, I love that song. Emotion practically drips through the speakers.

When Natalie belts out the following line I can feel my heart rise into my throat. It is really raw feeling.

“It’s a sad sad story when a mother would teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger and how in the world can the words that I said send somebody so over the edge that they write me a letter sayin that I better shut up and sing or my life will be over.”

Even if you are not a country music fan, you should still check out this song.

Take this link to Vh1. com and you can see the video.

You’ll have to click on the Vspot in the upper right hand corner.

During memorial day weekend my little brother threw a beer at a skateboarder and hit him in the head. I thought it was a bit mean, but now, I realize he knew what he was doing.
From D. Tucker to el hubro…they all suck. If you talk to them they think you are in love and act like dipshits instead of a normal human being. What the F-word is up with that? I know it seems judgemental, and it probably is, but it is pretty much true

I have to say I think that this is a good punishment.

From the Missoulian
By the Associated Press

MISSOULA - A Whitefish man who lied to his probation officer about having served in the military was ordered Thursday to stand outside the courthouse here wearing a sandwich board that says, “I am a liar. I am not a Marine.”

William C. Horvath, 35, pleaded guilty to making false statements, a felony.

U.S District Judge Donald Molloy sentenced him to four months of house arrest and four years of probation. He also ordered him to stand outside the courthouse for 50 hours wearing a sandwich board with large letters on the front that say: “I am a liar. I am not a Marine.”

On the back, it must read: “I have never served my country. I have dishonored veterans of all wars.”

Molloy, a veteran himself, also ordered Horvath to write letters of apology to newspapers, the U.S. Marine Corps, Veterans of Foreign Wars and the American Legion in Kalispell. The judge said Horvath must admit in the letters that he lied repeatedly about serving and being wounded.

According to a news release from the U.S. attorney’s office, Horvath claimed during an interview with a probation officer on Aug. 9, 2001, that he had served in the Marine Corps. The officer was gathering information on Horvath on a prior charge of being a fugitive in possession of firearms or ammunition.

The probation officer then attempted to verify Horvath’s military service, but was told by the Marine Corps that there was no record of Horvath ever having served.

Horvath then presented the probation officer with evidence of his time in the military, including photographs and decorations. However, Marine Corps representatives told the probation officer that the evidence contained a variety of inconsistencies.

For instance, Horvath was wearing his uniform improperly; he displayed decorations incorrectly; and equipment and uniforms in the photos either didn’t fit the era or were inconsistent with other items in the photos.

From The Smoking Gun

JULY 7–One of the Columbine High School gunmen prepared a report on the danger of guns in schools more than a year before carrying out a deadly attack on teachers and fellow students. Eric Harris’s December 1997 school report was included in more than 900 pages of Columbine-related documents released yesterday by Colorado investigators. In grading the Harris report, a copy of which you’ll find below, a Columbine teacher judged it “thorough & logical” and gave the paper a 69 out of 75. Noting that, “a school is no place for a gun,” Harris concluded that the use of metal detectors and an increased police presence “are a great start to fight against guns in school.” On April 20, 1999, Harris and Dylan Klebold–armed with shotguns and semiautomatic weapons–murdered 12 classmates and a teacher before killing themselves.

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